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                      The royal deal that was a royal pain
                                        
> seems while the players (all 4 of them) were taking a break, the dealer
> thought it would be funny to setup the deck to give all 4 the royal flush.
> essentially no one would be getting hurt, and all get back their money. now
> everything was going according to plan, and suddenly one old man was
> screaming how he had a royal flush and wanted his money. the other players
> told him they ALL had the royal, and i dont know if he was senile, or didnt
> believe them, but he insisted the floor call gaming, and it seems he
> eventually got paid and the dealer got fired.
> 

Via The Fourth Checkraise [1], “tbc's blog about grinding low stakes poker:
well i finally got it to work [2]”

This is for my dad, and especially for my friend H (who is currently a dealer
in Las Vegas). I still remember the last time he tried stacking the deak and
slowly watching it backfire on him as I got the winning hand. I literally
fell on the floor clutching my sides from laughing so hard.

[1] http://fourthcheckraise.blogspot.com/2011/11/reading-between-lines-of-
[2] http://sevencard2003.blogspot.com/2011/11/well-i-finally-got-it-to-

Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org

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