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                           The crack of the Internet
                                        
I hate Cracked.com [1]. I follow a link to Zooey Deschanel [2] and end up
reading seven animals that are one flaw away from taking over the world [3]
when I realize it's been three hours since I started reading that site and I
still have over two dozen unread articles left to read.

Aaaaaaaaaah!

I should know better than to follow arbitrary links to Cracked.com (6 Writers
Who Accidentally Crapped Out Masterpieces) [4].

[1] http://www.cracked.com/
[2] http://www.cracked.com/article_19493_4-reasons-zooey-deschanel-can-stop-pretending-shes-dork_p2.html
[3] http://www.cracked.com/article_19469_7-animals-that-are-one-flaw-away-from-taking-over-world.html
[4] http://www.cracked.com/article_17221_6-writers-who-accidentally-crapped-out-masterpieces.html?wa_user1=4&wa_user2=History&wa_user3=article&wa_user4=recommended

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