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                          What? Not another 365 days …
                                        
HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Even though we still don't have flying cars, and we never did go back to
Jupiter [1] (heck, we never got there in the first place [2]), maybe, just
maybe, things will improve in 2011.

And remember, only 721 or 723 days [3] left until The End Of the World As We
Know It [4] (but I feel fine [5]).

(This post brought to you by EPS (Emergency Posting System) [6]. Had this
been an actual post, it most likely would have been exceedingly late)


[1] http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086837/
[2] http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0062622/
[3] http://www.tondering.dk/claus/cal/node10.html#SECTION001011000000000000000
[4] http://survive2012.com/index.php/2012possibilities.html
[5] http://alma-geddon.com/
[6] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2007/04/01.1

Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org

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