* * * * * Fifty inches of impressionistic inflatable ink It didn't make “Most Amusing Present [1],” but it's still darned amusing—my dad got me “The Scream [2].” Okay, he didn't give me the actual painting, nor a reprint, but an inflatable Scream: [Macaulay Culkin posed for this, I just know it] [3] Fifty inches of impressionistic inflatable ink. And given where the valve was, his expression makes quite a bit of sense (same for Otto the autopilot [4] now that I think about it). So now he lives at The Ft. Lauderdale Office of The Corporation where we could definitely use some non-corporate [DELETED-propaganda-DELETED] art to liven up the space. [1] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2010/12/25.1 [2] http://www.edvard-munch.com/gallery/anxiety/scream.htm [3] gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2010/12/29/scream.jpg [4] http://www.facebook.com/pages/Otto-The-inflatable-autopilot-of-Airplane/50831113618 Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org .