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                  Perhaps RACTER ghostwrites this guy's blog?
                                        
> From: "Angela Smith" <webmaster@bussinesdata.com>
> To: sean@conman.org
> Subject: Link Request
> Date: Wed, 25 Aug 2010 12:46:55 +0500
> 
> Greetings!
> 
> My name is Angela Smith, SEO Consultant. I've greatly enjoyed looking
> through your site and I was wondering if you'd be interested in providing a
> link to one of our client www.flowerbud.com. In lieu of this link, we will
> provide a link back or more from our human edited directories that have
> built good credibility with search engines.
> 
> Our linking details:
> 
> Please add following details to your website and we will give you as many
> link backs as you provide. (In case you have more than one website)
> 
> URL: http://www.flowerbud.com/shop-by-occasion-cat/birthday-cat
> Title: birthday flowers delivery
> Description: Flower bud presents you an ample, daily fresh and multi hued bunch
>         from the farm in Baja Sur California and you'll get beautiful,
>         fresh flower arrangements. Flower delivery direct from the grower,
>         most of our flowers will arrive on your doorstep before they even
>         bloom.
> 
> If you are interested, please add the above link details to your website
> and please send me the URL and TITLE in order to list your website. I'll
> add your link as soon as possible.
> 
> I hope you have a nice day and thank you for your time.
> 
> Regards
>  Angela Smith
> 
> P.S. Please note that this is not a spam or automated email, it's only a
> request for a link exchange. Your email address has not been added to any
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> you.
> 
> Address: A 26, Sec-59, Noida, India
> 

I get these “link exchange” emails from time to time and for the most part I
ignore them. But this one I just had to share; not the email per se nor the
website in question [1] but for the owner's blog:

> Seriously now, I think the executive along with the rank and file of the
> UAW should rise up and be reliably counted upon to use Flowerbud.com as
> their one and only source of fresh cut flowers in all seasons and for any,
> all and no particular reason at all. After all I am about to weave yet
> another fine product from General Motors into a hectic day and a story of
> approval that at one time would have ranked as quite out of character. In
> ‘Vase Runner’ I lauded their behemoth Suburban on a marathon run and now I
> find myself waxing on about a plain vanilla sedan that seems to have
> entered the market place to little fanfare, perhaps because it coincided
> with “The General” slipping into “Government Motors” and the over reaching
> overdrive gear.
> 
> Whatever, It's comfortable seat and serenely quiet interior still lie a
> thousand miles south of a warm bed and another 4 am PDX trek. My car parks
> ( it knows its own way ) at blue R7, the Rosetta Stone experiment that is
> the bus from economy parking to the terminal is as punctual as ever and of
> course my considerable monetary infusion to Alaska Airlines goes a long way
> in aiding all the free flying enjoyed by airline staff and families, not to
> mention allowing just the odd day of work for those with inordinate
> seniority. Numerous days away from the job being essential to the storing
> up of sufficient surliness and bile that qualifies one to be cabin crew,
> and whoo hoo, even the beer in hand emergency slide operator on more than a
> few of today's airlines. Just this week I was chatting with a Delta
> Platinum passenger who in three months of assiduous looking over 60,ooo
> miles had yet to find a cabin crew member who had earned one of the
> accolades that Delta HQ wants their premium passengers to award to staff
> for simply doing their job with pleasant and helpful demeanor. You would
> not accept that of your pizza delivery person yet after dropping $500,
> $2000 or even more for a plane fare you to take it from any number of
> personnel attached to the aircraft … and keep mute.
> 

“Ms.Malibu « Mark’s Bloomin’ Journal [2]”

Seriously, from a florist.

It just goes on and on with this rambling stream-of-conscience keyword laden
verbal diarrhea. Even better, it appears that all the blog entries from
Mark's Bloomin' Journal [3] are like that.

Amazing.

[1] http://www.flowerbud.com/
[2] http://www.marks-/
[3] http://www.marks-journal.com/

Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org

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