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            “Help! I'm trapped in a Chinese fortune cookie factory!”
                                        
I crack open the fortune cookie, and, as God is my witness, I read:

[Well, why not? Admit it—you're intrigued.] [1]


And admit it—you're intrigued too!

[1] gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2010/01/18/fortune.jpg

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