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     “Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed
 awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam … And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva
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Ah, mawage [1], uh, I mean, marriage. Today my friend Kurt said goodbye to
bachelorhood and married his true love [2].

What else can I say? The bride was beautiful. The groom dashing. The venue
[3] had a beautiful view of the Miami skyline [4], and somewhere, David
Caruso [5] is wearing his shades [6].

Congratulations, Kurt and Amanda [7]!

[1] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sbqv3MwwVd8
[2] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnVAXyKVmyw
[3] http://miami.therustypelican.com/
[4] http://images.google.com/images?q=Miami+skyline
[5] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Caruso
[6] http://www.cracked.com/funny-116-david-caruso/
[7] http://amanda-robbins.com/

Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org

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