* * * * * MTV's The Real World: “Viva Lost Wages” MTV [1]. The Real World [2]. Yo, word! It's Wednesday. Time for “Viva Lost Wages [3]”, Real World style. Half the episode the cast spent worrying about saving Ryan [4]'s privates as he heads back towards Iraq [5], and the other half of the episode the cast spent all their money at an Atlantic City [6] casino. It was especially upsetting to watch Katelynn [7] blow over $600 at the blackjack tables, given how Scott [8] saved her financially two weeks ago [9] (show time). Devyn [10], too young to actually lose her wages at the casino, lost her mind instead when she got a lap[DELETED-rat-DELETED]dog, so, you know, she could be responsible and stuff. The only person who didn't lose anything was JD [11], who won about $3,000 as a slot zombie [12]. This show had better end soon, as by now, I would have voted everybody off the island, except for Scott, who seems to be the only genuine person there. [1] http://www.mtv.com/ [2] http://realworld.mtv.com/ [3] http://www.mtv.com/ontv/dyn/real_world_brooklyn/episode/episode.jhtml?episodeId=148951 [4] http://www.mtv.com/ontv/dyn/real_world_brooklyn/cast_member/cast_member.jhtml?personalityId=10601 [5] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2009/03/18.1 [6] http://www.atlanticcitynj.com/ [7] http://www.mtv.com/ontv/dyn/real_world_brooklyn/cast_member/cast_member.jhtml?personalityId=10603 [8] http://www.mtv.com/ontv/dyn/real_world_brooklyn/cast_member/cast_member.jhtml?personalityId=10602 [9] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2009/03/11.2 [10] http://www.mtv.com/ontv/dyn/real_world_brooklyn/cast_member/cast_member.jhtml?personalityId=10598 [11] http://www.mtv.com/ontv/dyn/real_world_brooklyn/cast_member/cast_member.jhtml?personalityId=10599 [12] http://www.citydictionary.com/NV/Reno/Slot-Zombie/3986/ Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org .