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  Notes on an overheard conversation at 7:30 am on Buy A Diamand or Die Alone
                                      Day
                                        
“See! I wanted to get here early so I could be first! But look at all these
people!” 

“Where?” 

“The cars? Lined up here.” 

“Those are called ‘workers.’ They work here.” 

“Oh.” 

“And you better hurry up, before that customer walks in first.” 

“Thhbtbtbtbtbtbtbt.” 


Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org

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