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                        And speaking of spherical cows …
                                        
> Michele Allen, 32, will spend the next month in jail after admitting to a
> wild drunken weekend dressed in this silly cow outfit, said Middletown,
> Ohio, authorities.
> 
> … 
> 
> While at work Saturday evening, Allen hit the sauce hard and then stumbled
> into the streets—blocking traffic and chasing kids, said Police Major Mark
> Hoffman.
> 
> Allen also urinated in a nearby yard during the drunken grazing, cops said.
> 
> … 
> 
> Despite having two nights to sober up, Allen was in a foul mood Monday,
> yelling at jailers.
> 
> “She was challenging people to 'suck her udders,' ” Hoffman said. “I'm not
> joking.”
> 

Via kires [1], “MICHELE ALLEN BUSTED IN COW OUTFIT—New York Post [2]”

I think, given the facts, that the jokes just write themselves in this case.

[1] http://kires.livejournal.com/114758.html
[2] http://www.nypost.com/seven/09302008/news/nationalnews/udder_madness_13

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