* * * * * A pathetic attempt at one of those Intarweb memes I'm looking at the back of a cereal box (I will not mention which brand because I'm trying to beat the brand [1]) and it has a list of “18 things to do before you're 18.” I'm not sure if some of them are even possible before the age of 18, but it's a slow news day here, so I'm presenting the list with commentary. Aw heck, since this is a pathetic attempt to start one of those Intarweb memes, I tag anyone and everyone to check off what they've done by age 18 … [1] http://the-edge.blogspot.com/2003_06_08_the-edge_archive.html#200399808 Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org .