* * * * * It's Christmas time in the city stores I'm reading about the latest signs for the End of the Civilization [1] (the latest items that can be sold at your local comic book shop) when I see some Christmas-themed items. And that was enough to remind me of a small incident that happed a few days ago. Bunny and I went to The Cracker Barrel [2] for dinner, and in passing through the gift store section (which you have to do to get to the dining room area) we came across a few Christmas-themed items for sale. It's not even August [3] yet! I mean, I could understand seeing Christmas-themed merchandise this early if you were in Christmas, Florida [4] (although I didn't see any Christmas- themed stuff the last time I went through there [5]). But I'm not in Christmas, Florida. Then again, I'm one to talk—we still have our Christmas wreath on the front doot at Casa New Jersey. [1] http://www.progressiveruin.com/2008_07_27_archive.html#7408689424671771238 [2] http://www.crackerbarrel.com/ [3] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2006/08/31.1 [4] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas,_Florida [5] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2007/06/17.1 Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org .