* * * * * Garkov Why yes, it is yet another take on Garfield [1] (it's not like I'm not obsessed with Garfield [2] or anything), this time with the dialog automatically generated using a Markov chain [3]. [Garfield: “OH BOY, DO I KNOW?!”] [4][Garfield: “I'M GOING HOME”] [5][Jon: “GUESS WHAT,” Garfield: “IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT”] [6] While maybe not quite as good as some of the [7] other [8] takes, it has the potential to be quite amusing: [Odie enters state right, carrying something in his mouth. Jon and Garfield look on] [9][Jon: “DARN YOU GARFIELD! NOW I”] [10][Joh: “DOESN'T LOOK” Garfield: “THE WOLFMAN IS HEADED THIS WAY!”] [11] Then again, it could be argued that Jim Davis [12] has always generated the strip's diaglog using a Markov chain. [1] http://www.joshmillard.com/garkov/ [2] http://clusty.com/search?query=Garfield&host=boston.conman.org&tb=sitesearch-site&sa=+Search+ [3] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Markov_chain [4] gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2008/07/30/g21.png [5] gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2008/07/30/g22.png [6] gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2008/07/30/g23.png [7] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2006/02/08.1 [8] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2008/02/26.2 [9] gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2008/07/30/g31.png [10] gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2008/07/30/g32.png [11] gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2008/07/30/g33.png [12] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Davis_(cartoonist) Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org .