* * * * * “If you build it, they will come, but NOT IN MY BACKYARD!” > “I'm all for Wiffle ball and apple pie and baseball and the American flag, > but there are plenty of fields in town they can use instead of building > something in people's backyard,” said Liz Pate, who is building a new house > behind what's now home plate. “If I come home at 6 at night after working > all day, I want peace and quiet. I can't have that. I have dozens of people > behind my house playing Wiffle ball. If their parents think this is so > great, let them play at their house.” > Via Instapundit [1], “Build a Wiffle Ball Field and Lawyers Will Come [2]” As a kid, I remember my friend Duke and me wandering out alone in the forests that surrounded his house at Connestee Falls [3] (which wasn't the gated community that it is now) for hours at a time, and later, roaming around the neighborhood when his family moved into Brevard [4] proper. I also remember wiping out rather spectacularly a few times on my bike (say, landing in a ditch, twice, same one, same day, trying the same stupid trick each time) and managing to come out okay (bloody, but no broken bones and a greater skepticism of my “elite” skills on a bicycle). My, how times have changed. At times, I really wonder what happened to us, how did we as a nation become so fearful? So coddling [5]? Where did we go wrong? But rest assured, whatever happened, it wasn't in my back yard. Sheesh. [1] http://pajamasmedia.com/instapundit/archives2/021485.php [2] http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/10/nyregion/10towns.html?ex=1373428800&en=3a8a02a8cafa6c8e&ei=5124&partner=permalink&exprod=permalink [3] http://www.connesteefalls.com/outside_home.asp [4] http://www.brevardnc.org/ [5] gopher://gopher.conman.org/1Phlog:2003/04/23 Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org .