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                            “Eh … what's up, Spock?”
                                        
> Here I must note another very odd aspect of the planet's physics: each
> creature born there appears to have a personal singularity, a storage area
> of sorts that allows it to procure a wide variety of exaggerated machinery
> and weaponry. The rooster attempted to deceive us and then strike us
> cranially with a frying pan. Captain Kirk and myself saw through the
> deception, but Doctor McCoy did not, perhaps trusting the accent of the
> rooster more than his common sense, and was unfortunately struck. Oddly,
> his skull took the shape of the pan and the Doctor suffered no lasting ill
> effects; the cranial distortion healed itself with a distinct "popping"
> type effect.
> 

“Blame theferrett for this one. [1]”

One of the more pointless exercises that geeks engage in is hypothetical
fights between heros, stuff like Batman vs. Superman [2] (my thought: if
caught by surprise and taken out in the first ten minutes, the fight goes to
Superman, otherwise, Batman wipes the floor with Supes) or Alien vs. Predator
[3] (Predator, because in Predator 2 [4] (which I would think would count as
canon [5]) you see an alien skull mount on the wall of the Predator's ship),
each side presenting mind-numbing details of support for their side of the
argument, and everybody has an opinion one way or the other.

theferrett [6] recently asked for possible match-ups between fictional
characters [7] and the most amusing (or most surprising) match-up was James
Tiberius Kirk vs. Bugs Bunny [8]. And I think the arguments presented an
inarguable result: Bugs wins [9].

[1] http://thetathx1138.livejournal.com/535088.html
[2] http://batman-/
[3] http://www.avp-r.com/
[4] http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100403/
[5] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canon
[6] http://theferrett.livejournal.com/
[7] http://theferrett.livejournal.com/2008/02/15/
[8] http://theferrett.livejournal.com/1055803.html
[9] http://thetathx1138.livejournal.com/535088.html

Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org

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