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                             I think he'd win, too!
                                        
> CHARLESTON, SC—After spending two months accompanying his wife, Hillary, on
> the campaign trail, former president Bill Clinton announced Monday that he
> is joining the 2008 presidential race, saying he “could no longer resist
> the urge.”
> 
> …
> 
> In a show of respect, Clinton then completed his introduction of Hillary
> Clinton, calling her a “wonderful wife and worthy political adversary,” and
> warmly shook her hand as she approached the podium. A clearly shocked Mrs.
> Clinton got halfway through her speech about the nation's obligation to its
> children before walking briskly offstage.
> 
> …
> 
> Since his announcement two days ago, Clinton has raised a staggering $550
> million. He has also surged in national polls, rising from a mere 2 percent
> prior to his candidacy to a commanding 94 percent, ahead of former front-
> runners Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton, who are now tied with 3 percent
> each. John Edwards withdrew from the race Tuesday, saying only, “I am not
> worthy.”
> 

Via Instapundit [1], “ Bill Clinton: ‘Screw It, I'm Running For President’"
[2]”

Giggle.

[1] https://boston.conman.org/
[2] http://www.theonion.com/content/news/bill_clinton_screw_it_im_running

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