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                       Money money money … money, Part II
                                        
The second item for today. Don't worry, it's pretty short.

In the power bill is this friendly letter from Lake Worthless Utilities [1]:

> Dear Lake Worth Utility Customer,
> 
> To help address a growing challenge of delinquent accounts being
> encountered by the Lake Worth Utility system, the City recently adjusted
> customer security deposit levels … 
> 

Dear Lake Worthless Utilities,

Your growing challenge of deliquent accounts is due to **you charging twice
as much** as the State mandated monopoly (Florida Power & Light) [2] you
XXXXXXX idiots!

Hmm … it appears I ran out of vaseline.

[1] http://www.lakeworth.org/index.asp?Type=B_BASIC&SEC=%7BDED3ACD3-8D7E-4939-8A8D-62D9D838FB43%7D
[2] http://www.fpl.com/

Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org

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