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     A rather disturbing state of affairs regarding a tire and some leather
                                        
A cold snap is passing through South Florida (it's expected to get to the mid
30s tonight) and because of that, I broke out the heavy leather jacket I
have. 

As I was leaving the Weekly Company Meeting™, I zipped up the jacket, but I
must have somehow mis-zipped it, because shortly afterwards I found it
unzipping itself from the bottom up (the only other conclusion is that the
jacket has a lack of girth, whereas I have an abundance of girth, and the two
didn't quite mix—or something like that). 

The upshot: a mostly open leather jacket clasped at the neck that was rather
awkward to take off. I also spent the better part of an hour manually
attempting to re-zip the jacket from the bottom up so I could unzip it
normally; a most annoying process, let me tell you. 

I was successful in my endevour though, but until further notice, I won't be
able to zip up my jacket. 


Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org

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