* * * * * Supreme being, or stinking rich? > “You see, to be quite frank Kevin, the fabric of the universe is far from > perfect. It was a bit of a botch job you see. We only had seven days to > make it. And that's where this comes in. This is the only map of all the > holes. Well why repair them? Why not use 'em to get stinking rich?” > > “Randall”—self-appointed leader of the time bandits > Hmm … stinking rich. > **Evil:** When I have the map, I will be free, and the world will be > different, because I have understanding. > > **Robert:** Uh, understanding of what, Master? > > **Evil:** Digital watches. And soon I shall have understanding of video > cassette recorders and car telephones. And when I have understanding of > them, I shall have understanding of computers. And when I have > understanding of computers, I shall be the Supreme Being! > Hmm … Supreme Being. After consideration, once I get The Map [1] (link via columbina [2]) I'll go the stinking rich route. The food's better. [1] http://www.fire-house.net/Metropolis/html/TB.html [2] http://columbina.livejournal.com/128462.html Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org .