* * * * * Great! Future civilizations will come to the conclusion that Woody Woodpecker destroyed ours. > “What are you doing here?” they asked. > > They were construction foremen, superintendents and project managers > attending a course in construction planning from the Lean Construction > Institute (LCI). Indeed, what was I doing there? > > I started to explain: “In software development, we are told we should > manage our projects like construction projects, where a building is > designed at the start, cost and schedule are predictable, and customers get > what they expect.” > > Silence. “You're kidding, right?” “No, honest, that's what we're told.” > > Incredulity turns to laughter. The idea that programmers would want to > manage projects like the construction industry strikes my classmates as > ludicrous. > Via Flutterby [1], “Lean Construction [2]” There's an old programming joke: “If builders built buildings the way programmers write programs, the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.” It sounds like it may not be that much of a joke any more … [1] http://www.flutterby.com/archives/comments/10357.html [2] http://www.poppendieck.com/construction.htm Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org .