* * * * * It's the end of the world as we know it! Again! > **We now predict a terrorist Dirty Bomb or Nuclear Bomb will hit the UN > (United Nations) plaza in Midtown Manhattan sometime on or before > 2007Sivan30, i.e. before sundown June 18, 2007. We expect it on 2007Sivan20 > (June 7–8).** > “The Lords' Witnesses, the True Bible Code, End Time Chronology [1]” But … but … but … Psychic Fred [2] didn't mention any bombs in his 2007 predictions [3]. But I do like the admission that if nothing happens, “we will not be able to stretch the most specific one of our 20 flexiproofs [4] any further in our present understanding” (“flexiproofs?”). And it's not like they haven't revised their predictions before: > On April 29th we started predicting dates for a terrorist Nuclear Bomb at > the UN in midtown. Here are the mistakes we have made … > > * 2006Iyyar21 (May 19/20) [7 days after 2006Iyyar14—UN bomb not thought to > be a threat to the Brooklyn Watchtower] > * 2006Iyyar28 (May 26/27) [7 days after first mistaken date—UN bomb not > thought to be a threat to the Brooklyn Watchtower] > * 2006Sivan11 (June 8/9) [First day of the 2,000 pigs of Mark 5 incorrectly > calculated—UN nuclear bomb thought to destroy Brooklyn Watchtower as well > as the UN] > * 2006Sivan12 (June 9/10) [First day of the 2,000 pigs of Mark 5 correctly > calculated but misinterpreted] > * 2006Tammuz2–6 (June30–July4) [7th sabbath after 1st mistake/7th sabbath > omitting 2006Sivan5/7th Sabbath lookout day] > * 2006Tammuz28/29 (July 25–27) [Assumed contest began on 911] 2006Ab3/4 > (July 30–August 1) [Assumed second “day” of contest began when wheat went > limit up in Chicago] > * 2006Ab8 (August 4/5) [Assumed second “day” of contest began on non BLC > day of 2006Adar28 so that 1750th day is sabbath] > * 2006Ab15 (August 11/12) [7th sabbath lookout period assuming > 2006Tammuz2/3 and 2006Tammuz4–6 were separate sabbath mistakes] > * 2006Ab22 (August 18/19) [7th sabbath lookout period assuming 2006Tammuz2– > 6 and 2006Tammuz28/29 were separate sabbath mistakes] > * 2006Ab29 (August 25/26) [7th sabbath lookout period after first mistake, > the entire sabbath month of 2006Tammuz as one sabbath lookout period] > * 2006Elul13/20/27 (September 8/9, 15/16, 22/23) [A sabbath after the > 1750th day of the contest starting on 2001Tishri30 and before the end of > Elul] > * 2006Elul30 (September 26th) [last 5 hours thereof in NYC (New York City), > so that bomb went off in Elul EST but in Tishri BST] > * 2006Tishri10 (October 5/6) [The mid point and start of the daylight part > of what we incorrectly thought was the Day of Jehovah] > * Before 2006Tishri14 (October 10) [The day before the festival of Booths > starts] > * 2006Tishri22 (October 17/18) [The 7th festival sabbath of the year, the > great sabbath of Booths] > * 2006Tishri29 (October 25) or before [Last possible day for a warning bomb > before 2006Tishri30] > * 2006Tishri30 (October 25/26) [The end of a 5 year contest starting on > 2001Tishri30] > * 2006Chislev21 (December 15/16) [1st day after 950 days of stadium filling > and 900 day “Day of Baal,” and 7 months after 2006Iyyar21] > * 2006Chislev22 (December 16/17) [7 30-day months after the church said: > there is nothing at all on 2006Iyyar22, as a result of our first mistaken > date of > * 2006Iyyar21 - Go back 7 times! - Keep looking for 7 months] > * 2006Chislev28 (December 22/23) [last sabbath in Chislev, 7 calendar > months after the church said: There is nothing at all which they said (on > 2006Iyyar22), as a result of our first mistaken date of 2006Iyyar21—Go > back 7 times!—Keep looking for 7 months] > * 2006Tebbeth23 (January 16/17) [1st possible Jericho victory date] > * 2006Tebbeth24 (January 17/18) [2nd possible Jericho victory date] > * 2006Tebbeth25 (January 18/19) [3rd possible Jericho victory date] > * 2006Tebbeth26 (January 19/20) [4th possible Jericho victory date] > * 2006Tebbeth27 (January 20/21) [5th possible Jericho victory date] > * 2006Tebbeth28 (January 21/22) [6th possible Jericho victory date] > * 2006Tebbeth29 (January 22/23) [7th possible Jericho victory date] > * 2006Tebbeth30 (January 23/24) [8th Jericho victory date, the 7th revision > in the 7th month] > > **We no longer make predictions of the precise day. But we do predict it > will happen sometime in the month of Sivan 2007—see 20 flexiproofs [5].** > > In correcting these incorrect dates we had to improve our chronology > several times. > “The Lords' Witnesses, the True Bible Code, End Time Chronology [6]” Really? You had to correct your dates several times? I wonder how long it will take before reality sets in [7]? I'm guessing around June 19^th. That is, if the UN isn't a smoking radioactive crater by that time … God, I love Crank.net [8]. [1] http://www.truebiblecode.com/#bomb [2] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2007/06/04.1 [3] http://www.psychicfred.com/predictions_2007.htm [4] http://www.truebiblecode.com/understanding271.html#1 [5] http://www.truebiblecode.com/understanding271.html#1 [6] http://www.truebiblecode.com/#bomb [7] http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Oracle/9941/ [8] http://www.crank.net/ Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org .