* * * * * “Stop all this silliness at once!” Okay, LOLCATS [1] has gone on long enough. Can I please have my computer scientists [2] back please? [1] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolcats [2] http://community.livejournal.com/loltheorists/13053.html Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org .