* * * * * Name dropping Spring [1] and I were watching The Guru [2], a humorous and amusing, if predictable, little film about an Indian (dot, not feather) who comes to the United States to become a famous Hollywood actor and instead becomes a famous sex guru. Anyway, we're watching the film. “Hold on,” I said. “back that up!” “What? Oh, okay,” she said. She rewound the film a bit. “Yes,” I said, rewatching the previous shot. “I know that guy! That's Bobby Cannavale [3]. We went to high school together.” Not only that, but we were both in Drama. I have a cool story about him, but if you want it, you'll have to ask … [1] http://www.springdew.com/ [2] http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0280720/ [3] http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0134072/ Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org .