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                     “You want me to close the program? Sí”
                                        
It's D&D (Dungeons and Dragons) night, and I forgot to bring my laptop (we
use kLoOge [1] during game play). So Bob (the DM (Dungeon Master)) lent me
his laptop computer to use. 

It runs Microsoft Windows. 

So okay. I can deal. 

I spend about an hour pounding on the machine to get it running semi-decently
when all of a sudden half the message boxes pop up in Spanish. 

Then back to English. 

Then Spanglish. 

“Do you really want to end the application? Sí No” 

Sigh. 

[1] http://www.kloogeinc.com/

Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org

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