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    Notes on a conversation between employer and employee about the relative
             organizational skills of various people in The Office
                                        
“Ah, so you found it! Great!” said Smirk. I was standing outside, behind the
building looking for a document that he dropped when leaving the office. 

“Yup, have it right here in my hand,” I said into the cellphone. “And I'll
put it … um … ” Thoughts of Smirk's office danced in my head. And it wasn't a
pretty sight. “I'll put it on my keyboard.” 

“Yeah,” said Smirk, “don't put it on my desk. I'll never find it.” 


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