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                              Bicycle of the Apes
                                        
What?

Nine blocks?

No helmets?

Wearing monkey masks?

Eight kids in horrible accidents and no one bothers to stop?

[Who knows what darkness lurks in the hearts of kids?] [1] [2] 

Then again, it was the 60s, so maybe that explains this creepy bicycle safety
film from 1963 (One Got Fat) [3] (via Robert Lee [4]).

[1] gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2006/06/24/OneGotFat.jpg
[2] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQgAMkMmsfg&search=One%20Got%20Fat
[3] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQgAMkMmsfg&search=One%20Got%20Fat
[4] http://spimby.livejournal.com/

Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org

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