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                    A grilled cheese sandwich without cheese
                                        
“Would you like a grilled cheese sandwich?” asked Spring [1]. 

“Yes,” I said. 

“How many? One, or two?” 

I thought for a moment. “Two,” I said. Spring headed off towards the kitchen.


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“Here you go,” said Spring, handing me a plate with two grilled cheese
sandwiches. 

“Thank you,” I said. It was then I noticed that Spring had brought me one
grilled cheese sandwich, and one grilled cheese sandwich without cheese. I'm
used to getting a hamless ham and cheese without the cheese [2], but this is
the first time I got a grilled cheese sandwich without cheese (I should note
that upon hearing that she made me a grilled cheese sandwich without cheese
that she took said sandwich back into the kitchen and added the missing
cheese). 

[1] http://www.springdew.com/
[2] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2000/11/04.1

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