* * * * * Ever since my little kitty died / I have been locked in the chamber / of sadness and melancholy I was reading some (May I take your order?) [1] pages (back to the Enlisgn) [2] of Engrish [3] (and being highly amused—the title up there comes from a billboard for the Backstree Boys [4]) when I had an odd thought: are there webpages in Taiwan or China or Japan mocking our use of their language [5]? I'm just curious. [1] http://www.rahoi.com/2006/03/may-i-take-your-order.php [2] http://www.rahoi.com/2006/02/back-to-enlisgn.php [3] http://www.engrish.com/ [4] http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Backstree+Boys&btnG=Google+Search [5] http://www.cantonese.sheik.co.uk/essays/tattoos.htm Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org .