* * * * * I'll find out just how good the next George Lucas film is tonight > The general opinion of “Revenge of the Sith” seems to be that it marks a > distinct improvement on the last two episodes, “The Phantom Menace” and > “Attack of the Clones.” True, but only in the same way that dying from > natural causes is preferable to crucifixion. > Via too many sites to mention, ““St ar Wars: Episode III.” [1]” Ah, Star Wars. And George Lucas bashing [2]. Just like in May 1999 when Smirk treated the entire office to Star Wars: The Phantom Menace [3], he is once again taking the entire office (although this time around it's a much smaller office) to see Star Wars: The Revenge of the Sith [4]—the midnight showing tonight (well, technically, tomorrow morning). Obligatory Star Wars Posts * What a force … [5] * Musings on Star Wars [6] * The Nine Films of George Lucas [7] * More about Star Wars than you'd care to read [8] * The Obligatory Episode 2 Post [9] * Darth Vader is the good guy … [10] * Star Wars Geeking [11] * Star Wars Meets Jerry Springer [12] I've written quite a bit on Star Wars in the past (and my friend Hoade and I have gone on for hours about the films and how Luke should have fallen to the Dark Side and Han (**WHO SHOT FIRST! [13]** … ahem) should have been the next Jedi Knight; from cynic to believer in three films), but now … I don't think I can even muster the energy to write about it (and it's not because of the previous entry [14]—but because I feel George Lucas blew the whole story arc). I know Smirk is really looking forward to “Revenge of the Sith,” and from the previews I've seen, it looks good. But then again, previews are supposed to look good. [1] http://www.newyorker.com/critics/cinema/articles/050523crci_cinema [2] http://www.google.com/search?q=George+Lucas+bashing&start=0&sta [3] http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120915/ [4] http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0121766/ [5] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2000/05/04.2 [6] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2000/09/09.1 [7] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2001/12/11.4 [8] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2002/03/01.1 [9] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2002/05/17.1 [10] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2002/05/17.2 [11] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2002/06/03.4 [12] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2003/07/28.4 [13] http://www.google.com/search?q=Han+shoots+first&start=0&start=0 [14] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2005/05/18.1 Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org .