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                I for one welcome our new robotic babysitters …
                                        
> Although it's fine at sucking up dirt, finding its way around the room and
> returning to its charging station, its real achievement is in not only
> getting the children to clean up their toys first but also tiring them out
> before bed.
> 
> This works with three magic phrases:
> 
>   1. “Roomba's coming out tonight. Clean up your toys or Roomba will eat
>      them!”
>   2. “If you can clean them up fast you can stay up to watch Roomba!”
>   3. “Here goes Roomba. Don't let him touch you!”
> 

“Robot Child-herders [1]”

Hmmm … 

[1] http://longtail.typepad.com/the_long_tail/2005/05/robot_childherd.html

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