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 Verbatim transcript of a telephone conversation I had with someone who didn't
                              identify themselves
                                        
Ring.

Ring.

Ring.

“Hello?”

“Hello?”

“Hello.”

“Is [Spring's real name] there?”

“I'm sorry, she's sleeping right now. Can I take a message?”

“Is Mr. Dew there?”

“No.”

“Then I guess this is Mr. Don't.” Click.

Um … okay … 


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