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                   No, no, I told you to set the alarm clock!
                                        
Ah, nothing like waking up to the sounds of the house alarm going off.

I don't think I ever mentioned the house alarm here at the Facility in the
Middle of Nowhere, but we have one. And from what I understood, it was
inactive (but for some extra money a month it could be, maybe—never really
looked into it). But here it was, this morning, going off like a banshee.

Spring [1] called up The Office to no avail—they didn't know anything about
the alarm and were amazed that we had one.

Yes, we have one. A loud one. One that won't shut up.

After a continuous twenty minutes, it finally shut up.

[1] http://www.springdew.com/

Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org

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