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                          Put those pesky kids to work
                                        
> Learning can be fun. Most games teach kids useless information and ignore
> important life skills. Junior Craps Table is fun, educational, and it pays
> for itself quickly …
> 

“Junior Craps Table [1]”

Yes, I guess it would pay for itself quickly as the neighborhood kids go into
hock. And yes, it does teach a valuable lesson when they get kneecapped for
nonpayment of gambling debts.

Gotta teach that lesson early on in life.

> **How Do I Get Started?** It's easy! With our introductory DVD, titled
> Rolling in Dough, your whole family will really enjoy this light-hearted
> introduction to Craps and the process of running a low- profile business in
> your neighborhood.
> 

“Junior Craps Table [2]”

Gotta love satire.

[1] http://greatinventions.tv/products/112.html
[2] http://greatinventions.tv/products/112.html

Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org

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