* * * * *
                                        
  An anonymous text message I received on my cell phone on a Friday evening at
                                     9:31pm
                                        
> Wuz up girl?
> 
> * * * * *
> 
> <1754XXXXXXX>
>  04 / 09 / 04
>  9:31 PM
> 

I've also yet to see the kitten [1].

[1] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2004/04/08.2

Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org

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