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> Turns out one Thorkild Grosboel, pastor of Taarbaek, a town of 51,000 just
> north of Copenhagen, said in a recent interview that “there is no heavenly
> God, there is no eternal life, there is no resurrection.” According to the
> Times, this “mystified” church leaders, and Grosboels bishop responded by
> suspending him.
> 
> For a week.
> 
> Thats right. A Lutheran pastor announced a personal theology that denied
> the existence of God, resurrection, and eternal life and the response of
> the church was a one-week suspension.
> 
> Wow. Talk about turning the other cheek. Thats some serious tolerance of
> dissent. If Pope Leo X had been that forgiving toward Martin Luther, we
> wouldnt have Lutherans.
> 

Via 0xDECAFBAD [1], “A Criminal Waste of Space [2]”

Nietzche saying God was dead is one thing. But for a Lutheran minister? And
not be kicked out or otherwise excommunicated?

The Onion [3] should give up satire and just report the news. Next think you
know, there'll be Christian porn [4] and … oh … um … darn!

> But the “Christian” whoremongers have taken it to a step beyond, way beyond
> the empty promises of the fallen-angel wannabes whom they parade across our
> TV (Television) screens on the “Christian” channels. And by that I mean the
> God-fearin' faction that has moved into the lucrative business of making
> pornographic films and carved out a whole new genre: Christian porn.
> 

Via metaphorge [5] ,“Christian Porn Sucks! [6]”

What next? A mainstream snuff film? [7] Um … erm … um … yea.

I think I'll stop here … 

[1] http://www.decafbad.com/blog/links/boodjocjoc.html
[2] http://www.acriminalwasteofspace.net/journal_beds.asp?blogid=24
[3] http://www.theonion.com/
[4] http://www.tmcm.com/pages/mag_content/tm13/cp_sucks.html
[5] http://www.livejournal.com/users/metaphorge/550246.html
[6] http://www.tmcm.com/pages/mag_content/tm13/cp_sucks.html
[7] http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-

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