* * * * * The non-communities of today > Locals joke that the way things are going, somebody will eventually have to > build a Las Vegas, Las Vegas—a miniature version of the Strip inside a > hotel on the Strip, so you can avoid the Strip and still experience it. > > Which is something the casual visitor might dearly wish to do, because the > experience of actually being on this gigantic motorway lined by buildings > of such monstrous scale—or, at some stretches, vacant lots that appear to > be the size of Rhode Island—is not apt to gratify many human beings with > normal neurological equipment. In fact, if ever a setting was designed to > ravage the central nervous system and induce acute agoraphobia, the Strip > is it. > “Las Vegas: Utopia of Clowns [1]” When I mentioned the bit about oneday someone will build Las Vegas, Las Vegas to Spring [2], she replied that she heard that it was already done. Not that it surprises me about Las Vegas. I've been there on several occasions (mostly with my Dad, once with a friend) and the place is insane. There is no other word to describe it. Each hotel is trying to out do Disney World on a three mile strip of land in the middle of the desert. The author, James Kunstler [3], is an urban design specialist and doesn't have nice things to say about Las Vegas. Well, James Kunstler doesn't have many nice things to say about sub urbia in general [4] (and I agree with a lot of his points; in fact, I think zoning laws have destroyed our communities way more than sex, drugs or rock-n roll). > Though the National Defense Interstate Highway System originally had been > intended for just such mass evacuations, it had actually never been tested > to this degree before. And, let.s face it, 1959 standards probably didn.t > apply anymore. For one thing, the sheer number of motor vehicles was up > exponentially. Not in forty-odd years, either, had a hurricane so large and > fearsome behaved quite so erratically, and, what with the Federal Emergency > Management Agency (FEMA) all cranked up to grandstand for the CNN audience, > and virtually every county and municipality along the southeast coast > issuing official evacuation orders, the system had clogged up like the > porkfat-lined vascular system of a baby boom Bubba behind the wheel of his > beloved suburban utility vehicle (SUV), and, Lordy, the entire fretful > coastal plain had become a united parking lot. > “Atlanta: Does Edge City Have a Future? [5]” Last month, at the request of my friend Hoade, I drove around Margate [6] (and Coral Springs [7], Coconut Creek [8] and North Lauderdale), a town (towns) we grew up in) and took pictures. A CVS [9] pharmacy (which used to be Wags, a Denny's-like [10] restaurant). A pet store (which used to be a two screen movie theater). A dying strip mall (which used to be this huge empty field twenty years ago). A pre-school (which used to be a restaurant). A bingo hall (which used to be a grocery store). There are days when I really miss Brevard [11] … [1] http://www.kunstler.com/excerpt_lasvegas.htm [2] http://www.springdew.com/ [3] http://www.kunstler.com/ [4] http://www.oriononline.org/pages/oo/curmudgeon/index_Kunstler.html [5] http://www.kunstler.com/excerpt_atlanta.htm [6] http://www.margatefl.com/ [7] http://coralsprings.org/ [8] http://www.creekgov.net/ [9] http://www.cvs.com/ [10] http://www.dennys.com/ [11] http://www.brevardnc.com/ Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org .