* * * * * “The database server crashed … it must be high tide.” > A week without problems … everybody was happy. Happy, that is, until it > started again. The same pattern. 10 hours on … 2-3 hours off … > > And then somebody (I seem to remember he said that the person had nothing > to do with IT (Information Technology)) said: > > “It's high tide!” > > Which was met with blank looks and probably a wavering hand over the > intercom to Security. > > “It stops working at high tide” > > This, it would seem, is a fairly alien concept to IT support staff, who are > not likely to be found studying the Tide Alamanac during the coffee breaks. > “It's high tide [1]” Like the last problem [2] I mentioned, this one, while sounding entirely off the wall, does have a logical explanation as well. Users. The problems they come up with sometimes … [1] http://use.perl.org/~godoy/journal/9361 [2] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2002/12/09.3 Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org .