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                 Notes on a conversation about bumper stickers
                                        
“I can't make that out,” said Spring [1]. “I can see ‘Practice Sex.’” 

“It says ‘Practice Safe Sex. Get married and be faithful,’” I said, reading
the bumper sticker on the SUV (Stupendously Useless Vehicle) in front of us. 

“Aw. I just want to practice sex.” 

“And then” I said, “there is ‘The Big Bang Theory: God said it and **BANG**
there it was.’ Funny, I didn't think God was Emeril [2]: ‘BANG!’” 

Spring laughed. “Kick it up a notch.” 

[1] http://www.springdew.com/
[2] http://www.foodtv.com/foodtv/show/0,6525,EM,00.html

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