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                                   If only …
                                        
> Jerry: (reading from card) So, Todd, you're here to tell your girlfriend
> something. What is it? 
> 
> Todd: Well, Jerry, my girlfriend Ursula and I have been going out for three
> years now. We did everything together. We were really inseparable. But then
> she discovered post-Marxist political and literary theory, and it's been
> nothing but fighting ever since. 
> 
> Jerry: Why is that? 
> 
> Todd: You see, Jerry, I'm a traditional Cartesian rationalist. I believe
> that the individual self, the "I" or ego is the foundation of all
> metaphysics. She, on the other hand, believes that the contemporary self is
> a socially constructed, multi-faceted subjectivity reflecting the political
> and economic realities of late capitalist consumerist discourse. 
> 
> Crowd: Ooooohhhh! 
> 

The Jerry Springer Show [1] 

I might actually watch Jerry Springer [2] if his shows were like this. If
only … 

[1] http://daveworld.antville.org/topics/Philosophy/109621/
[2] http://www.jerryspringer.com/

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