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                               Mounting Fines III
                                        
“Is the head Condo Commando in the office?” I asked.

“I haven't seen the head Condo Commando here in the office today, but
sometimes he sneaks in the back door. Let me transfer you.”

“Okay.”>

[insert S/X here—“The Girl from Impanema”]

“You have reached the voice mail box for the head Condo Commando. Please
leave your name and message.”

Sigh.


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