* * * * * An embarrassing richness of embarrassment So I finally broke down and watched [1] Billy Elliot [2] with Spring [3]. And while there were some very funny and surreal bits in the movie (such as Billy and Debbie are talking as they walk and Debbie is drawing a stick across the bricks in a building, then along a line of riot police, like there is nothing at all wrong about running a stick along a line of riot police, then along another wall and the bit where Billy's brother is running away from the riot police and is taking a most torturous route through homes) but it was, as I was afraid of, an embarrassing number of Embarrassment Scenes that our hero has to endure. And I for one, cannot endure Embarrassment Scenes at all so that made the movie quite painful for me to watch (and yes, at one point, Spring covered my eyes so I didn't have to watch one quite painful Embarrassment Scene). Overall I found the movie okay if a bit uneven in the handling of comedy and drama. [1] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2001/12/19.2 [2] http://us.imdb.com/Title?0249462 [3] http://www.springdew.com/ Email author at sean@conman.org .