* * * * * Notes on a Conversation about Billy Elliot Spring [1] has been trying to get me to watch Billy Elliot [2] since we rented several days ago. My relunctance to watch it has a bit to do with my relunctance to see many movies (I do have to be forced to watch certain types of films and often times I end up liking the film but I digress) but it has more to do with the subject matter—someone who is hiding what they are doing from other people and the inevitable Embarrasing Scenes that I find way to painful to watch. “But it's got a riot in it,” said Spring. “Yea … ” “It's got kicking down of door,” she replied. “Woot!” [3] “It's got judicious use of sledgehammers in it,” said Spring. “Are you guys talking about Office Space? [4]” asked Rob. [5] [1] http://www.springdew.com/ [2] http://us.imdb.com/Title?0249462 [3] http://www.wikipedia.com/wiki/Woot/Talk [4] http://us.imdb.com/Title?0151804 [5] http://www.tragic-smurfs.com/ Email author at sean@conman.org .