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             “He can sprew forth error messages at a furious rate!”
                                        
> ErrorMan.com has stepped up to the plate to not only inform people of their
> Errors in a clear precise fashion but to prevent other less scrupulous
> Internet Entrepreneurs from using the errors to expose Internet users
> instantaneously to material that is intended for adult audiences. This is
> not a form of censorship, ErrorMan Inc. holds the highest regard for the
> Constitutional rights granted every citizen of the United States. 
> 

 [1] ErrorMan.com [2] 

Spring [3] found him, hiding behind http://www-yahoo.com/ and boy, is the
world a better place for it (that was sarcasm in case you didn't notice). 

Besides the obvious notion that the world is nothing more than the 51^st
State, ErrorMan looks like a B-stringer for some small press super hero comic
book lineup. Not only that, but that blue dot makes him look a big pugish,
and the outfit isn't quite skin tight like all good superhero outfits are
supposed to be. 

I wonder how long it will be before ErrorMan is shilling Hostess Fruit Pies
[4] to an unsuspecting teenage population? And will they stop the Dreaded
404Man? Or how about the ever evil General ProtectionFault? Or that nasty of
villains, Core Dump? Maybe tossing a few fruit pies would stop PC Load
Letter, but since no body really understands her, maybe they won't stop her.
Who's to know? 

More to the point, who cares? 

[1] gopher://gopher.conman.org/gPhlog:2001/10/30/ErrorMan.gif
[2] http://errorman.com/free/
[3] http://www.springdew.com/
[4] http://www.seanbaby.com/hostess.htm

Email author at sean@conman.org

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