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                     “Why I always carry a steering wheel.”
                                        
After not racing [1] the other driver, Spring [2] and I drove to the Starlite
Diner [3] for dinner. As we were eating a guy walked in, a steering wheel in
his hand, like he always carried a steering wheel in his hand. 

“Must be a theft deterrant,” I said. 

“Must be,” she said. 

After eating we were walking towards the car when we saw a fire engine red
60s convertable sans steering wheel. “Definitely a theft deterrant,” I said. 

“Unless you have a wrench or another steering wheel,” said Spring. 

[1] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2001/10/24.2
[2] http://www.springdew.com/
[3] http://www.starlitediner.com/

Email author at sean@conman.org

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