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                               When tuna goes bad
                                        
“Hey, what happened to the tuna?” I asked. There was a small Tupperware
container of tuna in the refrigerator. 

“I gave it to the cat,” Spring [1] said. “It was old and kinda off. You can't
eat that, but the cat can.” 

“Oh?” 

“Yea, dogs and cats have great immune systems—it comes from licking your
butt.” 

“Ah.” 

[1] http://www.springdew.com/

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