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                                The Hallmark Kid
                                        
During lunch, I grabbed the latest copy of the New Times, [1] a local free
paper here in Lower Sheol. Normally, I wouldn't mention it at all, except for
the headline: 



> Ryan Lipner's infatuation with all things Hallmark seemed harmless enough—
> until he turned to a life of crime 
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The Rise and Fall of the Hallmark Kid [2] 

What? Is he like the Riddler? [3] Leaves a greeting card behind on every one
of his capers? Is he a supervillian? How odd … 

[1] http://newtimesbpb.com/
[2] http://newtimesbpb.com/issues/2001-10-11/feature.html/page1.html
[3] http://www.batbad.com/nygma/

Email author at sean@conman.org

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