* * * * * Gotta clean before the cleaning lady gets here … My mom would rush around the house cleaning. “Mom, isn't that what the cleaning lady is for?” I would ask her. “I can't let her see the house like this!” she sould say. I could never quite understand why she felt compelled to clean the house before the cleaning lady would come. Now I do. And I can't explain it either, other than to say “I can't let her see the house like this!” Email author at sean@conman.org .