* * * * * Mmmmmmm … donuts “There are donuts available,” I said to JV, my fellow cow-orker. “Over by JW's desk.” His eyes grew wide. “Ooooooh, Krispy Kremes.” He rushed out the office door and came back a few minutes later. “These are the best donuts.” I nodded agreeement. Mom taught me never to talk with my mouth full. “They're even better fresh from the factory.” “It's hard to believe they can get better than this,” I said. “They are.” We both slipped into blissful Krispy Kreme comas. Email author at sean@conman.org .