* * * * * Heh … why not? Ring. “Hello?” “Hey Sean. It's Jeff.” It's my friend JeffC. “Can I ask a favor?” “Sure. What's up?” “Sarah and I are moving,” he said. Sarah is his fiancée. “And we need some help.” D'oh! “You only have to help unload the truck.” I haven't been to sleep since 9:00 pm yesturday. It is now 3:00 pm. I'm still wide awake, and for the first time since October, I don't have to work tonight. Hey, how bad could it be? “Sure. Get me get dressed and I'll be right over.” Email author at sean@conman.org .