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“Got enough coffee there, Rob? [1]”

“Yea, why? Dear God! You have enough coffee there?”

“Yea.”

“Wait a second. You don't drink coffee.”

“Yup.”

“And I've been here a year and a half … ”

“Do you really want to know how old it is?”

“Nope.”

[1] http://www.tragic-smurfs.com/

Email author at sean@conman.org

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